We're back, baby!!!
Yes, sir! All that pre-season training, the sacrifices, the lack of sleep, its all been worth it - cos Staff 11's is back and the famous P.S.F.C are suited and booted and ready to cause sporting mayhem for another year!
Oh, you can bet your grannies housekeeping money that there will be the usual mix of calamity, profanity, stooshies, half time juices, Hunter in the buff, folk goin in the huff, arse over titty and bouncebackability. Just a typical Primaries night out, really.
I hope to update you with the various goings on, goings out and goings home throughout the season and will have the latest stats and reports at the click of a button (unless i inexplicably stop scoring goals, in which case there will be nothing... NOTHING!!)
To kick off the blog for this season, i thought i would bring you news of a sartorial re-mix that has sent shockwaves all the way from Moredun to Milan. Yup! Calvin, Giorgio, Hugo and all the other guys that work at the Globetrotter chippy were stunned to learn that PSFC have a new strip for this season! (see photo)
Big thanks to Greg D and Ross (wears Tesco football boots, mind!) for taking time out to tog the lads out with what, on first inspection, looks like the team colours of some South American drugs cartel. Well, once the PSFC get on the pitch in the new gear, there'll be no need for any Colombian Marching Powder.... Just a skilled mathematician with a high speed abacus to count all the goals going in!!
Have Mercy!
Also, "big love" (no, not that kind of love, Hunter) goes out to Douglas Kay, our new gaffer! He has worked tirelessly during the close season to help bring in new recruits, sell the usual naff DKB merchandise and attend the Staff 11's fixtures night. The upshot of all this graft is that we are all contracted to the road crew during Douglas' next tour of Shetland and we have 10 tantalising fixtures for Season 2011. Welcome aboard, Skipper!!
Anyhoo, thats all for just now. Keep checking back soon to see what mischief the cheeky chappies from PSFC get up to this season and remember the Primaries motto - "Lets Get Intae These C... Charming young gentlemens!"
Dad on!
Dickie Davis.
PSFC Fixtures 2011
(remember these are the dates, not the odds on us getting beat)
31/3 Portobello
7/4 Tynecastle & St Davids
28/4 James Gillespies
5/5 WHEC
12/5 Craigroyston
19/5 Forrestines
26/5 Craigmount
9/6 Currie & Balerno
16/6 Musselburgh
23/6 West Lothian
