Wednesday, 28 March 2012

We'll Show You The Way To Goal

PSFC's legendary goalscoring exploits during the last two seasons should leave no-one in any doubt that when it comes to finding the net, "The Peruvian Powderkegs" certainly don't need no road map (nice double negative! -Ed).

However, if the situation should arise, why not follow the example of fans of German non-league outfit Magdeburg. After failing to find the net for 5 straight games the fans decided to help their favourites out with a subtle reminder of where the players should be aiming.

Friday, 23 March 2012

Fixtures 2012

All aboard the Jenga Bus! The Travelling Dangleberries have filled the tank, lubricated the crank-shaft and cleaned out the tail-pipe (eeeuurrgh! -Ed) as they hit the road for another season of sparkling fitba and shameful sportsmanship.

Stay tuned for all the up to date info on the fracas and frollicks, the constant talking b*llocks, hacking, cacking, bare bottom smacking (Hunter!), Peruvian strips, Gladys Knight & the Pips, guys that cant make it, Willie's baseball jaikit, effing, jeffing, Ian Forrest's bad Reffing, The Gaffers bad tactics and 17 goal thriller classics.

Welcome young, welcome all - From the fleet of foot Newbies to the crusty toed Oldies.

Now, lets get this bloody show on the road!!

FIXTURE LIST 2012

19th April     Gillespies / Working Together    Saughton - Astro
26th April     Tynecastle / St. David's    Dalkieth Campus - Grass
3rd May       Musselburgh   Pinkie Playing Fields - Grass
10th May     Portobello    Venue TBC
17th May     Newbattle    Venue TBC
24th May     W.H.E.C.    St.Augustines High School - Astro
31st May     Lasswade    Lasswade High School - Astro
7th June      Trinity    Bangholm Arena - Astro
14th June    West Lothian    Inveralmond High School - Grass
21st June    Craigmount     Venue TBC


Possible bounce match dates - 29th March & 28th June