Sunday, 29 May 2011

Three and easy Primaries!

PSFC doubled their winning streak on Thursday with a convincing three goal drubbing of local rivals, and self appointed "Big-time Charlies", Craigmount FC.

Although the Primaries squad was stretched to the limit after a spate of injuries and call-offs, the lads fought like baby tigers and smashed their way to a famous win. Ivan Golac would have been proud!

66% of our compliment of Stevo's (Gilhooley & Kipanda) had the Rossoblu two goals to the good at the interval, despite having to withstand heavy pressure. Martin "The Ginger Nuisance" McCann bundled home a third to seal a comprehensive victory over Edinburgh west's self styled "Galacticos" and push team morale into the "Brim Fu'" category for the remainder of the season.

Fabulous win. Now lets kick on!!

Well done troops!!

Dicky D x

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Match Reports

The latest match report, "Bouncebackability" should be winging its way to an Inbox near you as we speak.

For reasons of a purely selfish and self promoting nature (well if Douglas Kay can do it, why can't I?) I have uploaded all the other match reports for previous seasons to the link below.

Hot Shots 2011





Its that time of the year again where we commit to record the brave men that doth take up the mantle of top scorer for the good of the team and Primary Schools Football Club.

We may have lost such luminaries as Forgie, Wilson and er, Irvine Wright to the relentless advance of time but we shall still remember those who continue to "pit the baw in the pokey" year on year.

It's worth reminding folk that although we are already past the midway point in the season, the team have as yet, failed to live up to previous seasons standards with regards to bursting the onion bag.

However, there is still time for those hardy souls to stride forth and boost the "goals for" column, and maybe, just maybe, dare to sit alongside two-time reigning Hot Shot champ, Gary Sullivan (21 goals in 24 games - the stats don't lie!)

::::::BREAKING NEWS::::::::

After battling back from a debilitating skin rash after falling foul of a maliciously thrown pair of Hunter's thong-backed tanga briefs, Gary Sullivan has completed a Hat-Trick of HOT SHOT winners medals after topping the scoring charts for the third straight year.

Brave Sullivan had to withstand a relentless stream of abuse, name calling and questioning of ability, mostly from Douglas "The Sieve" Kay, who had scoured his imaginary rule book to concoct ever more ludicrous reasons as to why the bustling centre forward's goals couldn't be counted.

The following reasons were proffered all too readily when attempting to devalue Sullivan's consistently excellent contributions: -

1. We weren't playing against 11 men
2. Penalties don't count
3. The opposition keeper wasn't tall enough
4. Sullivan's shoelaces were untied

This triple triumph must be all the sweeter for Sullivan after Kay's "dirty tricks" failed to dent the effervescent talisman's steely resolve.
Anyhoo, here are the final standings: -

Sullivan 8
Peterkin 4
Jamieson 3
Kipanda 3
Gilhooley 3
McCann 2
Harris 1
Dimeck 1
Baillie 1

Results 2011

Each week the results page will be updated with our recent match score and details.



P
W
D
L
F
A
Pts
84
0
427
20
12


West Lothian 3 vs 8 Primaries (Peterkin 3, Sullivan (pen), Harris, McCann, Baillie, O.G)
MoM - Baillie

Musselburgh 4 vs 0 Primaries
MoM - Shirley Crabtree

Currie/Balerno 2 vs 9 Primaries (Sullivan 5, Gilhooley 2, Kipanda, Jamieson)
MoM - Gilhooley

Craigmount 0 vs 3 Primaries (Gilhooley, Kipanda, McCann)
MoM - Durkin

Frauggies 3 vs 4 Primaries (Sullivan 2, Kipanda, Dimeck)
MoM - Sullivan

Craigroyston 2 vs 1 Primaries (Jamieson)
MoM - Gilhooley

Gillespies 3 vs 0 Primaries
MoM - Baillie

Portobello 3 vs 2 Primaries (Jamieson, Peterkin)
MoM - Durkin