Its that time of the year again where we commit to record the brave men that doth take up the mantle of top scorer for the good of the team and Primary Schools Football Club.
We may have lost such luminaries as Forgie, Wilson and er, Irvine Wright to the relentless advance of time but we shall still remember those who continue to "pit the baw in the pokey" year on year.
It's worth reminding folk that although we are already past the midway point in the season, the team have as yet, failed to live up to previous seasons standards with regards to bursting the onion bag.
However, there is still time for those hardy souls to stride forth and boost the "goals for" column, and maybe, just maybe, dare to sit alongside two-time reigning Hot Shot champ, Gary Sullivan (21 goals in 24 games - the stats don't lie!)
::::::BREAKING NEWS::::::::
After battling back from a debilitating skin rash after falling foul of a maliciously thrown pair of Hunter's thong-backed tanga briefs, Gary Sullivan has completed a Hat-Trick of HOT SHOT winners medals after topping the scoring charts for the third straight year.
Brave Sullivan had to withstand a relentless stream of abuse, name calling and questioning of ability, mostly from Douglas "The Sieve" Kay, who had scoured his imaginary rule book to concoct ever more ludicrous reasons as to why the bustling centre forward's goals couldn't be counted.
The following reasons were proffered all too readily when attempting to devalue Sullivan's consistently excellent contributions: -
1. We weren't playing against 11 men
2. Penalties don't count
3. The opposition keeper wasn't tall enough
4. Sullivan's shoelaces were untied
This triple triumph must be all the sweeter for Sullivan after Kay's "dirty tricks" failed to dent the effervescent talisman's steely resolve.
Anyhoo, here are the final standings: -
Sullivan 8
Peterkin 4
Jamieson 3
Kipanda 3
Gilhooley 3
McCann 2
Harris 1
Dimeck 1
Baillie 1
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