There was a painful incident at Bangholm Astro this evening during Primaries 4-0 victory over Trinity.
Stevie Gilhooley, PSFC's resident midfield maestro (thats like the boy from off the Go Compare ads, not the car, byraway) suffered an ugly gash as the disco dancing honey badger managed to bonk bonces with swarthy goal getter Gary Sullivan during a corner kick.
Needless to say it was the Heads head (see what i did there?) that came off worse and Gilhooley (46) was rushed to the local infirmary for a bottle of Tobasco and a smattering of plumbers caulk.
Luckily for all concerned, Sullivan (28) was sufficiently concussed to resume playing and finished the game with 3 goals and an assist to his name.
Most sane people would have thought that kind of performance might have been rewarded with some form of scant congratulations.... maybe even a Man of the Match nod??
Think again!
RAM IT!!
:-)
Hmmm. Hold on o' mighty bald One! One of our gadgies suffered a near fatal head wound and had to be whisked off to the Western. Then, a bus nearly took out the said concussed Tim along with his carer - who, as we speak, is sitting in the Royal Ed wearing his cardigan back to front and drooling in a corner plagued by deathly visions of a monster bus giving him it tight up his rearend - and you are complaining of not getting MOTM?
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