Breaking news.........
The Reuters news agency has just released details of an "alleged" rift in the Primaries camp that has sent shock waves around the world of staff football.
Information is still sketchy but it seems as though the PSFC president has resigned from his post amid rumours that teams are sick to the BACK TEETH of being cuffed to the tune of 6 and 7 goals every game.
A club insider has been quoted as saying "The boys are resolutely defending their right to bang as many goals past the opposition as they damn well please. One player recently aired his frustration during the match when (as the fourth goal was blasted past his keeper) he shouted 'This is why we don't want to play The Primaries!!'. We'll just keep getting the ball on the carpet and play our passing game. My mum told me from the sidelines that it really was 'a joy to watch.'"
More news on this sensational story as we get it....
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